You've been left behind, sucker

This Christian website offers true believers a way to deliver messages to their loved ones left behind after the rapture. It's worth a look through the site to see how it works--funny and scary. It involves a team of Christian couples logging into the site every day to demonstrate that the rapture hasn't occurred (no internet in heaven?!). If three of the four couples fail to log in for three consecutive days, then, of course, the rapture must have occurred and the stored messages from subscribers are sent out (see, because they should have been sucked up into heaven, too!). The site encourages people to upload their bank details with passwords so that those left behind can at least have some extra cash while they're attacked by scorpions with human heads.